Once upon a time, there was a little boy. We'll call him Dangerboy (just because it's been awhile since we've had one of these stories).
Dangerboy was still only one year old. Although, his two year birthday was right around the corner. Dangerboy desperately wanted to be big and all grown up. He copied everything his older siblings said and did. One night (last night to be exact), Dangerboy proudly proclaimed to his mommy that he needed to go potty. His mommy knew he was most definitely too young to 'get it' but thought she'd humor him anyways and obliged. She walked him to the restroom and put his little bottom on the potty. If only you coulda seen his momma's face when he not only pee'd on that potty but he pooped too!!!!!
His momma did what any other superhero's momma would do and ran to get the camera to capture this pivotal, embarrassing, yet fundamental moment in a superhero's life. You're very welcome. It's not everyday you get to see a superheroe go potty. Then she blogged about it.