Friday, April 23, 2010
You Know You're a Mom When...
Your ring tone is The Wonderpets "the phone, the phone is riiinging"
You sing Row, Row, Row Your Boat until your voice starts to crack
You've uttered "don't poop in the tub, please", "please don't throw my phone in the toliet", "cat food is not people food" and "it's not uh-oh when you throw it"
You get excited to go to Target by yourself
You can't turn off mom mode at work
You can find diapers and wipes in almost every purse, diaper bag, room in the house, and glove box of the car.
Gold Fish crackers & Cheerios have become permanent fixtures in your couch cushions
Sleeping in on the weekend means waking up at 8:00 am - and staying up late means you didn't pass out at 9:30 pm
You can baby-proof grandma's living room in under a minute
Every meal you eat is shared
Tiny people bang on the door when you try to go to the bathroom in under 30 seconds
When 10 seconds of silence sends you on some wild investigation searching for the little monsters because silence can only mean one thing. Something is wrong, something is VERY wrong!